Sorry, I’m Not Sorry: A Canadian Love Story (A Hilarious Rom-Com of Mistaken Identity & Accidental Romance)

“One spreadsheet. Fifteen failed arranged meetings. And one date that was never supposed to happen.”

Aarav Kapoor is a man of logic, IT spreadsheets, and a mother who treats his marriage prospects like a high-stakes corporate merger . He’s currently surviving his fifteenth “arranged meeting” at a Toronto Tim Hortons, prepared for another hour of awkward small talk and cold coffee.

Then Maya walks in.

With her ripped jeans, leather jacket, and a fierce love for poutine, she is the exact opposite of “traditional”. She thinks Aarav is her Tinder date; he knows he’s definitely not. But for the first time in fifteen meetings, Aarav doesn’t want to look at his spreadsheet—he wants to look at her.

What follows is a hilariously disastrous journey through:

• The Fake Dating Trap: Because sometimes you need a “perfect” partner to keep meddling parents quiet.

• Cultural Chaos: Navigating the hilarious struggle of being “too Indian for Canada and too Canadian for India”.

• The Big Question: Can a love story built on a mistaken identity survive the reality of long-distance, career sacrifices, and a judgmental cat named Samosa?

From the busy streets of downtown Toronto to the cozy wineries of Niagara-on-the-Lake, Sorry, I’m Not Sorry is a heartwarming romantic comedy about finding the right person in the wrongest way possible.

Grab your double-double and get ready to fall in love—no spreadsheet required!